Satire: Do’s and Don’ts of Corona Virus

Sara Cao, Opinions Editor

April 14, 2020

Do: Go visit your favorite teacher and stand exactly one foot away from them. They miss you, and they would love to see you, especially up close. Don’t: Make masks and donate them to people in need. They obviously already have ...

Back to School Supplies

Back to School Supplies

August 26, 2019

Proposal to the Moon

Adina Cazacu-DeLuca, Layout Editor

June 11, 2019

We know that The World isn’t funny. This backpage could never hope to parallel the comedic genius of The Moon’s writers. Yet, issue after issue, we try. And we fail. It’s embarrassing at times how pathetic our efforts are;...

Valentine's Day

Valentine’s Day

March 3, 2019

How to Walk

Lucy Bloomstran, A&E and Satire Editor

December 20, 2018

For six years, I have trudged behind and among you all on the way to classes. And for six years, I have remained silent about how truly awful you all are at walking. Seriously. No one at this school has any idea how to walk through...

Where is Black Friday Now?

Samuel Wang, Reporter

December 20, 2018

Once again, an amazing Thanksgiving season has come and gone, filled with lots of thanking and giving. There is nothing better than close friends and family sitting around the dinner table, bragging about their children’s accomplishments...

Satirizing our Penultimate Year at JBS

Carrie Zhang, Opinions Editor

November 3, 2018

During my younger, carefree years, I often dreamed about high school. Songs like “We’re All In This Together” and “Bop to the Top” gave me the impression that the four years would be magical. Well, Burroughs is nothing ...

Halloween Puns

Sara Cao, Reporter

November 3, 2018

It’s freaking bats, I know we all love Halloween! Whether your Halloween activities include getting sugar high from goblin too much candy (hehe get it), not being able to sleep because of the horror movie marathon you just ...

A Letter from The Backpage Editor

Lucy Bloomstram, Arts, Entertainment and Humor Editor

October 16, 2018

Hello Worldlings. The past few years at Burroughs have been great, don’t get me wrong, but we all know that something’s been missing. Yes, the newspaper still arrives with all regularity for you to quickly skim through bef...